Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Louise! There are some things One shouldn’t Show that early in the evening
One Show host Louise Minchin was forced to hide her cleavage behind a vest, after she risked exciting too many banana buffers too early in the evening, reports James Tapper of the Daily Mail.

The red-blooded tabloid hack was agog at Louise Minchin’s low cut blue dress — a £1,000 Alexander McQueen — and gutted after BBC producers insisted she cover up. The BBC admitted Louise Minchin had a faced a dilemma before the show, opting to cover her cleavage with a vest borrowed from Christine Bleakley.

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