Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Curvy Carol Vorderman joins Elle Macpherson by slipping into yet ANOTHER of Posh’s dresses
Having previously wowed Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail with her fat bum, Carol Vorderman has warn a ‘figure-flattering’ dress that shows she has the breasts to match… and nobody’s more excited than hack Lizzie Smith.

Lizzie Smith has spent an unhealthily long time studying images of Carol Vorderman is a variety of dresses, trying to work out which best show off her ‘curves’ and declared her ‘generously rounded’ in a £2,095 grey Carmontelle dress.

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