Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Topless but for a string of pearls, Doctor Who star Matt Smith showers underwear model Daisy Lowe with kisses
New Dr Who Matt Smith has been celebrating his success on beach with underwear model Daisy Lowe, reports a jealous Lizzie Smith of the Daily Mail.

Matt Smith will need to get used to his new found celebrity warns the tabloid hack as she annotates pics from paparazzi agencies Splash and WENN.

Lizzie Smith read in the Sun that, ‘Matt and Daisy were all over each other. They couldn’t stop kissing and cuddling.’

Four months pregnant Danielle Lloyd cradles her stomach as she tweets ‘I’m soooo happpy!’
When a four-month pregnant Danielle Lloyd took to a Dubai beach in blue bikini, it took two Daily Mail hacks — Lizzie Smith and Emiliy Sheridan — to write up the resulting paparazzi shots from Cruise Pictures.

Pictures of Celebrity Big Brother star, WAG and glamour model Danielle Lloyd in variety of poses and taken from all sorts of angles certainly got Paul Dacre’s organ excited.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.