Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

The thigh’s the limit for Natasha Kaplinsky as she reveals a little more than intended
The boys from WENN delighted Paul Dacre’s team when they managed to capture Daily Mail gold: an upskirt shot of newsreader Natasha Kaplinsky.

Attractive newsreaders have always made it difficult for Daily Mail readers to follow the news and many will have been delighted that their favourite tabloid has secured an upskirt shot of Natasha Kaplinsky.

A breathless Daily Mail reporter explains that Kaplinsky suffered a wardrobe malfunction as she dashed for her car, with her dress parting and rising up for a moment. Capturing a hint of her underwear is a fascinating demonstration of the paparazzo’s skill and quick thinking.

As a bonus Paul Dacre’s team has republished an upskirt of Liz Hurley from 1998.

Liz Hurley shows off slender legs in hot pink, slit-to-the-waist dress she had to be sewn into
The world has been left in no doubt that at 43, Liz Hurley still has what it takes to prompt Daily Mail readers to buff their bananas with editor Paul Dacre.

Not only has Liz Hurley appeared in a dress into which she had to be sown, she delighted the tabloid by leaving her bra behind, prompting sniggers over her apparently erect nipples. It was cold out.

As if that wasn’t enough, Liz Hurley’s dress was slashed right up to the thigh for the event in aid of breast cancer, showing her long legs. Nevertheless, the tightness of the dress ensured that paparazzi agency Splash failed to deliver an upskirt shot.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.