Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Lisa Scott-Lee and Hannah Waterman strip off after losing 5st between them
Former fatties Lisa Scott-Lee and Hannah Waterman have celebrated losing weight by stripping off for Closer magazine, much to the delight of the Daily Mail’s Lizzie Smith.

Paul Dacre’s team were more than happy to give the women’s weekly a free publicity boost, in return for it sharing some saucy pics with banana buffing readers. Hannah Waterman has a fitness DVD to sell, so its win-win-win.

Pregnant Lisa Scott-Lee does a Demi Moore and poses naked
Her celebrity star may be fading, but there will always be room for former Steps popster Lisa Scott-Lee in Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail… so long as she’s prepared to strip off.

And so she has for Closer, which has got itself some PR by letting Paul Dacre’s team have a gawp. The cheap women’s magazine has had Lisa Scott-Lee recreate Demi Moore’s famous Vanity Fair cover… that’s right Lisa Scott-Lee is naked and… pregnant.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.