Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Heating up the rink! Skating princess Jorgie Porter morphs into glamour girl, struggling to contain her curves in underwear shoot
Hollyoaks beauty and Dancif on Ice star Jorgie Porter has stripped off to her undies for Nuts magazine, much to the delight of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail which has snapped up the best pic for banana buffing readers to enjoy.

While most hacks on the red-blooded tabloid were happy just to look at Jorgie Porter stripped off to her lingerie, intrepid Nadia Mendoza took the time to read the interview, which is all about how Jorgie Porter learnt to skate. Daily Mail readers will just be pleased they can look at Jorgie Porter in her undies without having to buy a copy of Nuts for themselves.

Is Prince Harry back with lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce?
JJ Anisiobi, one of the Daily Mail’s top investigative reporters, was reading a more upmarket Sunday tabloid, The People, at the weekend and came across a rumour that Prince Harry is having it off with lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce.

Turning to his own tabloid’s stash of saucy pics to share with banana buffing readers, JJ Anisiobi is able to delight banana buffing Daily Mail readers with pics of Florence Brudenell-Bruce modelling undies for Knickerbox. Apparently, Florence Brudenell-Bruce told The People she won’t always be a lingerie model saying; ‘one day everything will drop and I won’t be able to earn my living in a bikini.’

The question on Daily Mail readers’ lips will be ‘will Florence Brudenell-Bruce be hitched to Prince Harry by then?’

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