Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows off the talents which landed her Victoria’s Secret role… and new beau Olivier Martinez
Model Rosie Huntington-Whitely has shown off her tits and arse… or as Paul Dacre’s organ has it ‘talents’… in a series of lingerie shots for Victoria’s Secret.

‘Rosie Huntington-Whiteley gets a boost in a pink pinstripe Full Coverage Cotton bra,’ salivates the red-blooded tabloid before going on to ‘flaunt her cleavage’ in a ‘leopard-print Plunge push-up bra and knickers’ then turning her back to reveal ‘little to the imagination with her skimpy red knickers’.

Bravissimo! Underwear store joins size zero row with quest for ‘real women’ to star in new campaign
When the public relations people at Bravissimo spun the line that they were entering the Daily Mail’s size zero debate by putting big girls in big bras, the red-blooded tabloid could not have been more delighted… especially as they supplied big colourful pics for banana buffing readers to enjoy plus a video.

Hack Maysa Rawi was brought in to annotate the images and reports; ‘Shot in a series of kitch poses sporting the brand’s underwear, the attractive women had no previous modelling experience.’

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.