Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Thanks for the support but I’m off, Kelly Brook tell Ultimo bras
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has been left devastated by the news that Kelly Brook will no longer be the face — ‘or bust — of Ultmo bras. The red-blooded tabloid has been a keen follower of Kelly Brook and was delighted each time Ultimo’s PR team sent them a pic of Kelly in her undies.

The Ultimo public relations machine will remain happy as Kelly Brook is quoting at length titillating Daily Mail readers with talk of how big girls need extra support and praising Ultimo lingerie at length.

It fell to hapless hack Katie Nicholl to assemble a retrospective featuring some Kelly Brook in some of Ultimo’s most supportive garments.

The bra advert with the fuller-sized model that proved a little TOO hot for American TV
When a TV advert for larger bras for larger ladies featuring large model Ashley Graham proved too much for US television, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was quick to share with banana buffing readers.

Size 16 Ashley Graham’s cleavage was just too much for US censors, some networks banned it outright while others made cuts. But the red-blooded Daily Mail readers have always had a soft spot for the larger ladies and was delighted to share a series of stills and embed the YouTube video on its website.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.