Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Oops! Lindsay Lohan’s wardrobe malfunction leaves very little to the imagination in her very low cut dress
When a strong wind blew open Lindsay Lohan’s dress to expose her tits, the long lens of the paparazzi quickly extended and the pictures of Lindsay Lohan accidentally topless were rushed to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team.

The red blooded tabloid team reckoned that the best picture of topless Lindsay Lohan’s nipple came from Xposure Photos, but also included pictures of Lindsay Lohan with her dignity intact from several other paparazzi.

Reckoned Paul Dacre’s team, ‘[Lindsay Lohan's] ensemble showed off the Mean Girls star’s tanned and toned physique which she posed and flaunted to perfection in front of the camera.’ But later that same day the tabloid attacked Lindsay Lohan’s ‘pot belly’ exposed while wearing a bikini.

Sorry girls, we men just don’t find your Silicon Valleys sexy
Cosmo Landesman, of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, loves boobies and gets the assignment of his career putting together a boob job special featuring Danielle Lineker, Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown, Amy Winehouse, Katie Price, Dannii Minogue, Alicia Douvall, Kym Marsh, Sharon Stone, Sharon Osbourne, Demi Moore, Christina Aguilera and Lindsay Lohan.

Having seen Danielle Lineker’s tits pop out, Cosmo Landesman was inspired to (more…)

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.