Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Who wore it better? Bikini battle as Lindsay Lohan slips into same two-piece modelled by Victoria’s Secret beauty Maryna Linchuk
Paparazzi from Splash have spotted Lindsay Lohan on a Hawaiian beech wearing a bikini previously modelled by Maryna Linchuk as part of an advertising campaign… for that bikini.

Now the red-blooded tabloid has concluded that the pair are in a bikini war; a bikini war it reckons has been won by Maryna Linchuk, who at 25 is a year younger than Lindsay Lohan. The lack of loyalty shown by Paul Dacre’s organ is bound to come as a blow to Lindsay Lohan who, just a few days ago, was a tabloid favourite after stripping naked for Playboy.

Hacker reveals how he accessed Lindsay Lohan’s secret Playboy spread… as the starlet talks about sex inside the magazine
Lindsay Lohan’s appearance in Playboy has been much anticipated in the offices of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, so imagine the squeals of delight when news reached Knightsbridge that a hacker had leaked the nude photos all over the internet.

Top investigative journalist Anita Bennett saw a ‘hacker’ on Fox News who said he had leaked the nude photos of Lindsay Lohan after he ‘found them’ on the internet… so it sounds to us here at Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre like someone else did the leaking. Whatever the case, red-blooded Daily Mail readers who know where to look can see naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan posing nude for Playboy right now or wait for the magazine to hit the shelves for an opportunity to see ‘the troubled starlet in her full glory’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.