Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Lily Allen and a glimpse of something stocking
Lily Allen is now a pin-up for the fur trade, but back in February 2008 she was exciting Daily Mail readers by posing as a ‘saucy secretary’ with a particularly short skirt.

At the time Paul Dacre’s organ was particularly excited by upskirt shots as ‘a rash of female celebrities [had been] going commando in recent weeks — namely Jemina Khan and Jerry Hall’, and was delighted when paparazzi from Big Pictures managed to secure a couple of upskirt shots of Lily Allen.

Lily-Bo-Peep: A slimline Lily Allen bares backside in shocking blue costume for G-A-Y performance
Lily Allen did not disappoint an army of paparazzi — including Rob Cable, Martin Grimes, Splash and Big Pictures – when she turned up at nightclub G-A-Y in a ‘shocking blue costume that reminded the Daily Mail of Little Bo Peep.

Lily may have been careful getting getting out of her car, perhaps fearing a variation on the upskirt shot, but was happy to flash her bum nevertheless.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.