Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Lily Allen shows no Fear as she pops out yet AGAIN as she performs at jazz festival
Lily Allen delighted Chris Johnson of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail when her nipple slipped out in front of snappers Rex Features.

The wardrobe malfunction happened at the 43rd Montreux Jazz Festival in Switzerland and revealed that Liliy Allen was not wearing a bra.

‘After lifting her arm in the air in a seemingly graceful pose,’ explains Chris, who reckons Lily is currently at her most toned, ‘crowds were left smiling as the songstress’s loosely-fitting dress came away around her chest.’

From demure to over-exposed: Braless Lily Allen’s wardrobe malfunction during video shoot
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was delighted when a wardrobe malfunction revealed Lily Allen’s right nipple.

Revealing that Lily is to feature in advertising campaign for the National Gallery feature the slogan, ‘take another look’ proved a little too much for the Mail, which struggled to contain itself in the face of the double entendre.

Lily Allen is particular favourite of the red blooded tabloid, which bought a series of shots of the incident from Big Pictures.

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