Posts Tagged ‘Lily Allen’

Mimi Spencer: Get your fat thighs out!

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

The thighs have it: Fuller legs are in fashion – fact!
Thunder thighs are in this summer, reckons Daily Mail fashionista Mimi Spencer who claims that as the obesity crisis takes hold, ‘chunky is definitely funky’.

According to Mimi Spencer, looking at fat thighs has a similar effect on men to getting drunk. Good thighs are to be found on celebrities like Beyonce, Lily Allen, Katy Brand and Michelle Obama.

Lily Allen upskirt fail

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Lily Allen gives crowd a few cheeky glimpses in a tiny tunic dress
Given the number of tries Paul Dacre’s team has had at securing an upskirt shot of Lily Allen — Lily Allen and a glimpse upskirt, Lily-Bo-Peep: Lily Allen bares bum shock, Lily Allen’s bare bottom — one could easily assume that some edict has come from on high: ‘show me the knickers of Lily Allen!’

Or maybe Daily Mail readers would prefer she went commando?

Paul Dacre’s organ was particularly impressed by Lily Allen’s ‘cheeky performance’ at the Liverpool Arena. Paparazzi agencies Splash and ISO Images felt their long lenses extend each time Lily Allen adjusted her ‘Chanel printed tunic’ which she’d complemented with ‘her favourite tights and a bowler hat.’

The audience got ‘several peeks of her behind,’ according to the red blooded tabloid, but sadly the snappers failed to get a money shot.

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