Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Leona Lewis showcases her new look and we aren’t talking about her outfit as she fuels boob job speculation
When the Daily Mail’s Sarah Fitzmaurice saw the latest pictures of Leona Lewis’s boobs, she immediately suspected something was up and went scurrying off to check out the red blooded tabloid’s stash of Leona Lewis boob pictures.

Now the star of Paul Dacre’s investigative team is convinced that some people are speculating that Leona Lewis has had a boob job. Says Sarah Fitzmaurice: ‘Something’s different: Leona Lewis stepped out last night in another of her own designs but the bra-top made her chest appeared [sic] considerably larger than in recent months sparking rumours she has had a boob job.’

XXL Factor: Or how Leona Lewis boosted her profile in Hollywood by bulging out of her top
Leaning over to pick up a magazine, provided paparazzi agency Splash with a perfect opportunity to take a peak down Leona Lewis’s top, securing photos that proved irresistible to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

‘It is not clear whether her enhanced cleavage is deliberate or the accidental result of California’s many fast-food attractions,’ the tabloid earnestly reports.

Either way, the Daily Mail is loving Leona’s breasts and was gutted when she arrived home in London in a less revealing top.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.