Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Has Lady Gaga run out of outlandish outfits to wear? Singer poses nude in a raunchy photoshoot
When Lady Gaga was ‘shown in X-rated poses in a behind-the-scenes video on photographer Terry Richardson’s blog,’ Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail raced to download the images and grab some screen shots to share with banana buffing readers.

The red blooded tabloid has long admired Lady Gaga’s fashion, especially an outfit inspired by a condom.

‘Gaga, real name Stefani Germanotta, can be seen touching herself provocatively, licking her arm and fondling her breasts on the photoshoot for skate brand Supreme which took place earlier this month,’ reports Paul Dacre’s team. And the alleged ‘shock tactic’ has worked, securing valuable coverage for skateboards.

‘School bullies called me fat and laughed at my appearance,’ says Lady Gaga as she poses in sexy photoshoot
Lady Gaga has got one over school bullies who made fun of her big nose and curly hair by posing in her underwear for Cosmopolitan, whose public relations team has licensed some of the best pics to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Lucky hack Sarah Bull gets to cobble a piece together from selected quotes from Cosmo’s Lady Gaga interview, making hers perhaps the easiest job in British journalism… not that banana buffing readers will care.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.