Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

‘School bullies called me fat and laughed at my appearance,’ says Lady Gaga as she poses in sexy photoshoot
Lady Gaga has got one over school bullies who made fun of her big nose and curly hair by posing in her underwear for Cosmopolitan, whose public relations team has licensed some of the best pics to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Lucky hack Sarah Bull gets to cobble a piece together from selected quotes from Cosmo’s Lady Gaga interview, making hers perhaps the easiest job in British journalism… not that banana buffing readers will care.

‘I consider myself quite the lady,’ declares Lady Gaga as she goes topless in magazine shoot
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail cocks a snook at Lady GaGa’s claim to be a lady, but doesn’t hesitate to share topless pictures of the singer with banana buffing readers.

The red-blooded tabloid was given the pics by the public relations team at Q, in return for some free publicity for the magazine. Lady GaGa is seen provocatively clutching her naked breasts, face on with chains barely covering her nipples and side on once again clutching her breasts in some strange gloves.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.