Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

‘I consider myself quite the lady,’ declares Lady Gaga as she goes topless in magazine shoot
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail cocks a snook at Lady GaGa’s claim to be a lady, but doesn’t hesitate to share topless pictures of the singer with banana buffing readers.

The red-blooded tabloid was given the pics by the public relations team at Q, in return for some free publicity for the magazine. Lady GaGa is seen provocatively clutching her naked breasts, face on with chains barely covering her nipples and side on once again clutching her breasts in some strange gloves.

Was it worth getting dressed, Lady GaGa? Singer poses nearly nude on hotel balcony… and then strips off for stage show
When Lady GaGa appeared ‘on her balcony with just a towel to hide her modesty’, the hearts of Paul Dacre’s team fluttered and they could not have been more delighted when paparazzi agency Splash followed through with a classic upskirt shot.

And as if that wasn’t enough, Lady GaGa went on to perform in nothing more than her underwear and Splash was there to capture than moment too.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.