Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Strictly host Tess Daly slips into sexy smalls just six months after giving birth
Just months after giving birth, Tess Daly is modelling lingerie for La Senza and delivering the lingerie chain a few column inches in Paul Dacre’s red blooded Daily Mail.

‘Pictures of the 38-year-old mother-of-two will feature on billboards and in all 180 La Senza store windows nationwide in the run-up to Christmas,’ reports the tabloid. But banana buffing readers need not resort to enjoying images of Tess Daly in public as the Daily Mail has published a couple in a form suitable for home use.

Miss England squaddie Katrina Hodge fronts La Senza’s new lingerie campaign
Offering a discount to servicemen and women was always a smart PR move for lingerie chain La Senza, but what won a nice big piece in the Daily Mail was the even smarter move of letting Paul Dacre’s tabloid have some saucy pics of a squaddie in her undies.

It fell to Eleanor Glover to provide some titrating commentary and the hack hit the bullseye with the revelation that Katrina disarmed an Iraqi insurgent single handed to gain a medal for bravery.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.