Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Tennis star Andy Roddick’s wife unveiled as new body of La Senza
Being married to US tennis ace Andy Roddick is all the celebrity Brooklyn Decker needs to win some exposure for lingerie chain La Senza in the Daily Mail.

La Senza’s public relations team were delighted to be able to excite Paul Dacre’s organ with a couple of ‘Valentine treats’. The model is more usually seen in swimwear, explains the red-blooded tabloid which is delighted to share the lingerie shots with banana buffing readers.

Tess Daly sends temperatures soaring as she fronts sexy underwear campaign
Tess Daly is fronting lingerie shop La Senza’s Christmas advertising campaign and the PR people have wisely shared some pics with Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail in return for some free publicity.

The big question for Daily Mail readers will be: ‘how does Tess Daly look so good?’

The Daily Mail dispatched an investigative reporter to the nearest newsagent for a copy of Heat magazine. Here they read that Tess Daly is not a big gym goer, but is always on her feet and has a fast metabolism.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.