Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Konnie Huq is a California Gurl as she recreates Katy Perry’s single cover
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail went wild for Katy Perry when she went naked for her California Gurl’s video, so imagine the red-blooded tabloid’s excitement when Konnie Huq (a favourite of upskirt banana buffers) recreated the pose for Heat magazine.

Then imagine how gutted Paul Dacre’s team were when, having licensed rights to re-publish the picture, it turned out Konnie Huq was not naked.

Konnie Huq has a moment of sheer embarrassment as her skirt rides up to show her underwear
Former children’s TV presenter Konnie Huq was forced to dodge paparazzi from Matrix Photos, Big Pictures and Smart Pictures after a wardrobe malfunction revealed her knickers.

Smart Pictures secured the money shot that delighted Paul Dacre’s team and ensured Konnie Huq got the biggest headlines the day after Jackie Brambles’ Loose Women leaving party.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.