Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Kirsty Gallacher learns her lesson and keeps covered up at the Royal Academy launch party
After delighting Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail with a wardrobe malfunction in which her dress turned transparent under the paparazzi flash bulbs, Kirsty Gallacher has apparently learnt her lesson.

Paparazzi agency Big Pictures had previously managed to reveal Gallacher’s choice of underwear and that she had opted to attend the Glamour Awards without a bra.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.