Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Nicola Roberts switches from demure to daring at Fashion Week in a see-through top
When Girls Aloud redhead Nicola Roberts turned up at London Fashion Week in a see-through top, the Daily Mail’s Marcus Barnes could barely contain himself.

The Daily Mail hack reckons Roberts’ top, ‘which preserved her modesty with a pair of conveniently placed flowers,’ left fellow band member Kimberley Walsh in the shade.

We’re no longer the Girls next door: Cheryl and co squeeze into skimpy rubber outfits
Girls Aloud — Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, Nadine Coyle, Kimberley Walsh and Nicola Roberts — have stripped ‘down for the group’s raciest shoot yet,’ exclaims the Daily Mail which has secured large pics of each band member for readers’ delight. And all may be clicked to enlarge!

The tabloid’s Simon Cable reckons it’s all ‘a far cry from the girl-next-door image that they cultivated when they formed in 2002′. Phwooah!

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