Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera head to the pool after letting their hair down at hen do
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has always had a thing for Kim Kardashian and loved it when pop star Christina Aguilera joined her poolside in Miami, snapping up pics from paparazzi agency Splash.

The long lens caught some good shots of Kardashian’s rear end and cleavage, which the red-blooded tabloid was keen to share with banana buffing readers. But there was disappointment when Aguilera remained more modestly dressed.

Newly single Kim Kardashian soaks up the sun as she tweets: ‘I never want to go home’
It seems Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail simply cannot get enough of US reality TV star Kim Kardashian and is determined to make her a star here in the UK, licensing another set of bikini pics from paparazzi run gossip site X17Online.

Yet again, Kim Kardashian was busy sunning herself in Miami as the paparazzi, keen for their slice of the Daily Mail’s photography budget, busily snapped away.

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