Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

The Lynx effect for her: Body spray giant launches one for the ladies (but after 27 years of dominating men’s market with risqué campaigns..will any woman actually want to wear it?)
The announcement that men’s deodorant and antiperspirant Lynx is to target women has sent the Daily Mail’s Maysa Rawi searching through the archives for her favourite sexy ads.

Banana buffing readers of the red-blooded tabloid are most likely to enjoy a ‘poster featuring a model showering on a beach in just her bikini bottoms drew more than 100 complaints’ from puritan banana buffers. Other ads feature topless model Lucy Pinder bending over invitingly and provocative images of Abbey Clancy,Carly Zucker and Kelly Brook.

Jingle all the way! Abbey Crouch shakes her sexy thing as she does a cheeky striptease for online advent calendar
A video of Abbey Crouch stripping naked for a nude advent calendar is available now from Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail as a special Christmas gift to banana buffing readers.

Georgina Littlejohn, daughter of Richard, talks banana buffing readers through eleven still from the video, before presented it in full. The video appears as part of Love magazine’s advent calendar, which includes other stripping celebrities. Recently Love shared pictures of Kelly Brook as a topless Santa with red-blooded Daily Mail readers.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.