Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

So that’s what Katie Price saw in him! Leandro Penna flaunts his physique as he signs up with London model agency
When Landro Penna, the Argentina model romantically linked to Katie Price, wanted to give his career a boost he turned to paparazzi agency Splash who rushed some nude shots over to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Red-blooded hack Alanah Eriksen almost slipped off her seat when the nude Landro Penna’s pictures arrived and is now convinced a lucrative career beckons. Daily Mail readers are treated to a couple of good size pictures of Landro Penna naked, including one is which ‘he is completely naked, sprawled on the ground with one leg pulled up to protect his modesty’.

Sorry girls, we men just don’t find your Silicon Valleys sexy
Cosmo Landesman, of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, loves boobies and gets the assignment of his career putting together a boob job special featuring Danielle Lineker, Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown, Amy Winehouse, Katie Price, Dannii Minogue, Alicia Douvall, Kym Marsh, Sharon Stone, Sharon Osbourne, Demi Moore, Christina Aguilera and Lindsay Lohan.

Having seen Danielle Lineker’s tits pop out, Cosmo Landesman was inspired to (more…)

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.