Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

MP Lembit defends ‘publicity hungry’ model Katie Green sacked by bra firm for going topless
Upon hearing that Lib Dem MP Lembit Opik was standing up for lingerie model turned topless model Katie Green, the Daily Mail’s Laura Collins was quick to rifle through the tabloid’s archive for some saucy pics.

Katie Green was sacked by Ultimo after topless photos of her ‘appeared in a tabloid newspaper’. What Laura Collins doesn’t reveal to readers is that one tabloid that used the Peeping Tom style pictures of Katie Green holidaying in Portugal was… Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.