Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Don’t you wish you’d kept your clothes on, Carla? Provocative photos of Miss Bruni aged 25 are put up for auction
A rather cheeky near-upskirt shot of Carla Bruni, a ‘reminder of her somewhat racy past has propelled her straight back into the spotlight’, is up for auction and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is delighted to be sharing the ‘risqué’ pic with banana buffing readers.

‘Another by Pamela Hanson, taken in 1987, shows her smoking a cigarette in very brief white bikini bottoms with white T-shirt pulled provocatively up,’ reports an over excited Katie Glass.

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