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Kate Silverton ditches her usual demure style for cleavage flashing dress
Kate Silverton’s New Year’s Eve outfit was so revealing fellow BBC presenter Nick Knowles struggled to keep his eyes off her cleavage, claims the Daily Mail.

Kate pulled out all the stops with ‘a long dusky pink satin gown, which with its low-cut front displayed her ample assets to their full advantage’. But this was not the first time Miss Silverton’s choice of outfit had upset Daily Mail reading viewers. In 2006 ‘an eye-watering green and yellow psychedelic blouse’ created all the wrong headlines.

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