Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Supermodels Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell and Lara Stone strip off for LOVE magazine cover
Supermodels Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell and Lara Stone have stripped for Love magazine and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has secured the right to share some of the best pics with banana buffing readers.

The models ‘proved they look just as good without a stitch on,’ salivated the tabloid. Paul Dacre’s organ was first excited by Love magazine when it featured a naked Beth Ditto on its cover.

Time for the gym, Kate? Miss Moss displays saggy bottom in unflattering bikini on Thailand holiday
When paparazzi agency Big Pictures extended its long lens for a bikini-clad Kate Moss, the Daily Mail’s Sarah Bull was delighted to discover the supermodel has a saggy bum.

Sarah Bull calls on Kate Moss to tone up after she ‘displayed her less-than-pert derriere in an unflattering bikini while on holiday in Thailand’. The supermodel ‘wore a tiny brown bikini which did nothing to hide her dimply upper thighs and bottom’.

Nevertheless, Paul Dacre’s tabloid publishes a selection of shots so that red-blooded Daily Mail readers may reach their own conclusions.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.