Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Blooming beautiful: Pregnant Kate Hudson proudly displays her burgeoning bump on Mexican beach holiday
Kate Hudson is ‘six months pregnant with her second child, and is clearly thrilled with her changing body’ says Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, which is loving a series of bikini shots of pregnant Kate Hudson from paparazzi agency Splash.

And it seems the red-blooded tabloid is equally thrilled, exclaiming ‘Blooming beautiful’ as Kate Hudson ‘display[ed] her burgeoning bump’.

Kate Hudson narrowly escapes a wardrobe malfunction with her incredibly low-cut dress
It’s been a little while since Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail got to focus on a decent wardrobe malfunction, so the red blooded tabloid was delighted when Kate Hudson’s tit almost fell out of her, ‘incredibly low-cut vintage silver Versace dress’.

Something of a tease, ‘Hudson incited giggles from the audience as she repeatedly touched her plunging neckline,’ reports the Daily Mail. Her performance certainly get Paul Dacre’s team excited.

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