Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

‘I feel ridiculously naked!’ Strictly Come Dancing favourite Kara Tointon dares to bare as she goes make-up free for shoot
Kara Tointon feels ‘ridiculously naked’ discovered the Daily Mail’s Sarah Bull while reading Heat magazine and there’s little doubt Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team wish she was.

But the closest 27 year old Kara Tointon got to being naked was removing her make-up and hiding ‘her modesty’ behind a sheet, much to the disappointment of banana buffing Daily Mail readers. Nevertheless, Sarah Bull seems well impressed that Kara Tointon has ‘dared to bare’ and come so close to appearing naked.

No more the buxom barmaid: EastEnders star Kara Tointon shows off her curves as a lingerie model
Now she’s left EastEnders, Kara Tointon no longer needs to pretend to have had a boob job… but when the public relations team from Asda offered Paul Dacre’s team some shots of the former soap star modelling Michelle For George lingerie, they were than happy to publish the pics nice and large.

Kara Tointon’s relatively modest 32Cs are all that’s required to keep the red blooded tabloid happy.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.