Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

And you thought the last outfit was hot! Dancing On Ice star Jorgie Porter ups her game again in sizzling biker chick leathers
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has come across some hot pictures of Dancing on Ice star Jorgie Porter in biker gear to share with banana buffing readers.

Hack Nadia Mendoza reckons Jorgie Porter’s ‘angelic presence’ is a trick as these hot pictures show she actually enjoys wearing PVC bras, kinky boots and leather biker gear. But it turns out that the hot Jorgie Porter pics are publicity shots for a bike insurance specialists Bennetts. It seems its the Bennetts PR team who have tarted Jorgie Porter up as a hot biker, much to the delight of the red-blooded tabloid.

Heating up the rink! Skating princess Jorgie Porter morphs into glamour girl, struggling to contain her curves in underwear shoot
Hollyoaks beauty and Dancif on Ice star Jorgie Porter has stripped off to her undies for Nuts magazine, much to the delight of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail which has snapped up the best pic for banana buffing readers to enjoy.

While most hacks on the red-blooded tabloid were happy just to look at Jorgie Porter stripped off to her lingerie, intrepid Nadia Mendoza took the time to read the interview, which is all about how Jorgie Porter learnt to skate. Daily Mail readers will just be pleased they can look at Jorgie Porter in her undies without having to buy a copy of Nuts for themselves.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.