Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

‘My boobs looked like they were exploding’: Jodie Marsh reveals the horror of her breast enlargement
J J Anisiobi of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has been reading Heat magazine so banana buffing readers don’t have to… and secured the right to share revealing pics of glamour model turned bodybuilder topless, with her 32GG breasts.

Topless Jodie Marsh’s bodybuilder breasts have come under so much strain that she thought they might explode J J Anisiobi has read. Now bodybuilder Jodie Marsh is topless again to reveal the scaring to her breasts and try to dissuade others from getting boob jobs.

‘My new physique has ended my man drought!’ Jodie Marsh credits her bodybuilding career for improving her love life
Daily Mail hack Sarah Bull nearly choked on her morning coffee and Danish pastry when former topless model Jodie Marsh tunrned up on ITV’s This Morning to reveal her new body… she’s turned body builder.

But what’s most excited Paul Dacre’s organ is the news that after two years without a male companion, bodybuilder Jodie Marsh feels sexier than ever and has no trouble getting laid. Jodie Marsh has dated many celebrities according to Sarah Bull and enjoyed a brief lesbian phase.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.