Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Soaking up sun in Marbella, jilted ex shows she’s Strictly over boxing champ Calzaghe
Joe Calzaghe’s ‘jilted ex,’ Jo-Emma Larvin, is so keen to show she’s not bothered about breaking up with the boxer that she’s gone on holiday, reports the Daily Mail’s Carol Driver.

Paparazzi agency Matrix Photos caught the 30 year-old model poolside in Marbella and got the resulting photos over the Paul Dacre’s team just as soon as they could.

Says Carol Driver, ‘Jo-Emma Larvin was seen laughing with friends,’ as she stripped for action and had the ‘time of her life,’ relaxing on a sun lounger.

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