Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

JK and the bust that nearly got away
Back to Daily Mail archives. It’s April 2008 and JK Rowling’s suffered a wardrobe malfunction right in front of paparazzi from Big Pictures… her breast has fallen out of her dress and into the hand of her agent or publicist (hack Donna McConnell isn’t sure which).

It turns out the snappers have been making a study of JK Rowling’s breasts all night long, enabling Donna McConnell to create a comic strip style photo story for red blooded Daily Mail readers to enjoy: JK Rowling and the bust that nearly got away.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.