Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Let me take your bag: Jenson Button looks after his model girlfriend in St Tropez
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team were well excited when paparazzi agency Splash came forward with pics of Jenson Button hosing down girlfriend Jessica Michibata while holidaying in St Tropez.

Readers aren’t just treated to the sight of Jessica Michibata in her bikini, but also a semi-naked Jenson Button to please the ladies.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.