Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Jennifer Lopez shows off THAT bottom in a slinky red bikini
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has secured images from paparazzi agency Splash that reveal Jennifer Lopez bum (or THAT bum as hack Lizzie Smith calls it) is as big as ever.

Lopez had been caught sunbathing on the yacht of designers Dolce and Gabbana in a red bikini.

J-Lo’s bum has done more to secure her fame than her singing or acting and so it’s no surprise she likes to show it off, reports Lizzie Smith, who looked extra hard for stretch marks as the star has had twins. None were visible.

Jennifer Lopez finally tries out the A-list fave bandage dress… but finds herself over-exposed by the tight fit
Jennifer Lopez’ nipple has been exposed in a wardrobe malfunction with a Herve Leger bandage dress, reports Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail excitedly.

The tabloid obtained photos from X17Online that revealed the star’s nipple was clearly visible to long lenses pointed directly down her top. Lopez is only one of a number of celebrities to have warn the bandage dress, tuts the Daily Mail, which has become such a fashion icon her downfall was almost inevitable.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.