Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Risqué Jennifer Aniston goes topless for ad campaign to sell her new perfume
Jennifer Aniston has gone topless to promote her latest perfume and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is delighted to have been given access to some of the pix.

To be sold exclusively at Harrods, Aniston’s Lolavie, ‘laughing at life’, smells ‘sexy and clean…floral but not too flowery’ reports the red-blooded tabloid.

Jennifer Aniston’s romance with Gerard Butler heats up as she jets off on birthday holiday with the actor and her closest friends
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have aroused the long lenses of paparazzi from Splash and Matrix Photos by stripping off to swimwear while on holiday… and Paul Dacre’s excited organ has secured some of the best pics.

And when ‘Jennifer’s close friends’ Courtney Cox and Sheryl Crow joined the couple red-blooded tabloid hacks become frenzied.

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