Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Sorry boys, she’s taken: Newly engaged Jenni Falconer reveals her figure in underwear shoot
Another hit for the PR team at Ultimo, who have supplied a few more pics of Jenni Falconer in her undies for the Daily Mail’s Lizzie Smith to get excited about.

Last time Paul Dacre’s team wanted to know if readers agreed Ms Falconer is a little flat chested, now Lizzie takes the ‘look and weep boys!’ approach. It turns out the 33 year-old GMTV presenter is engaged. Hey ho… these photos are published nice and big so there’s no need to ‘click to enlarge’.

GMTV presenter Jenni Falconer unveiled as the latest face of Ultimo lingerie
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail loves to brighten readers’ days with celebs in their undies and so was delighted to obtain the latest batch of publicity photos from Ultimo lingerie.

‘Her male fans are in for a treat when they see a lot more of the Scottish TV presenter in a racy new lingerie photoshoot,’ coos the red blooded tabloid. Jenni ‘claims to be flat chested’ says the Mail; click the pics to enlarge and make your own minds up on that one!

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.