Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

What would Don say? Mad Men star January Jones gets unzipped on cover of GQ
A fifties style housewife sounds like just the thing to set Paul Dacre’s heart aflutter, so imagine the excitement at the Daily Mail offices when January Jones, who plays Betty Draper, ‘bored housewife with the Hitchcock blonde image,’ in Mad Men decided to do a risqué photoshoot for a men’s magazine.

Sadly, for Daily Mail readers, the shoot is with the US edition of GQ and so out of easy reach. Luckily, the GQ public relations team recognised the value of a bit of free publicity and let the Daily Mail republish a couple of key photos to excite banana buffing readers.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.