Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Jonathan Ross’ wife Jane Goldman lets it all hang out as she leads revellers at Kick-Ass premiere party
When Jonathan Ross’s wife, Jane Goldman, turned up to the première of Kick Ass in a most revealing top, the paparazzi was delighted. The resulting pics delivered a decent payout from Paul Dacre’s red-blooded Daily Mail.

Photos of Jane Goldman’s tits taken by LFI London, WENN and Xposure Photos all made it into the tabloid, which was delighted to capture Jonathan Ross’s wife virtually topless.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.