Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Tess Daly sends temperatures soaring as she fronts sexy underwear campaign
Tess Daly is fronting lingerie shop La Senza’s Christmas advertising campaign and the PR people have wisely shared some pics with Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail in return for some free publicity.

The big question for Daily Mail readers will be: ‘how does Tess Daly look so good?’

The Daily Mail dispatched an investigative reporter to the nearest newsagent for a copy of Heat magazine. Here they read that Tess Daly is not a big gym goer, but is always on her feet and has a fast metabolism.

‘I drank 12 litres of water a day’: Chantelle Houghton opens up about her battle with bulimia
She may be just a ‘wannabe,’ but Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail loves her and has obtained pics from Heat magazine of her in her underwear with which to delight red blooded readers.

The Daily Mail is happy to puff the celebrity gossip magazine, which reveals that the ‘now curvy and stripped of her make-up,’ Chantelle Houghton is recovering from bulimia.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.