Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

A rose by any other name… Hannah Waterman celebrates her slimline figure by going nude for the British Heart Foundation
Hannah Waterman has celebrated losing weight by stripping off to get the British Heart Foundation some free publicity… a stunt that has gone down well with Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

But the red-blooded tabloid was gutted when it discovered that Hannah Waterman might well have been naked buy her ‘modesty’ was hidden by a giant red rose. No matter, the hacks heading off the archives and found a Calendar Girls publicity photo to cheer up cheated readers.

Lisa Scott-Lee and Hannah Waterman strip off after losing 5st between them
Former fatties Lisa Scott-Lee and Hannah Waterman have celebrated losing weight by stripping off for Closer magazine, much to the delight of the Daily Mail’s Lizzie Smith.

Paul Dacre’s team were more than happy to give the women’s weekly a free publicity boost, in return for it sharing some saucy pics with banana buffing readers. Hannah Waterman has a fitness DVD to sell, so its win-win-win.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.