Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Halle Berry dazzles in thigh-high boots and a tight black dress (so much for those pregnancy rumours….)
When Halle Berry turned up on Jay Leno ‘in a little black dress with a plunging neckline combined with a pair of knee-length leather boots,’ the Daily Mail’s Marcus Barnes felt his chin drop to the floor.

She’s, ‘looking as svelte as a woman half her age,’ exclaimed the red blooded tabloid hack. It looks like the rest of Paul Dacre’s team agreed, quickly securing a few screen shots to share with readers, ever hungry for a glimpse of celebrity flesh.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.