Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Newsnight’s Kirsty Wark upsets BBC viewers with her revealing short skirt
The Daily Mail’s upskirt shots of Kirsty Wark have proved particularly popular with banana buffers, so here’s a trip to the tabloid’s archives and the day Kirsty Wark flashed her legs in a short black dress on Newsnight Review.

Red-blooded tabloid hack Graham Smith stayed up late on a Friday night to get the screen grabs for Paul Dacre’s organ and proceeded to enter a fantasy world in which the BBC was flooded with complaints from viewers upset at the sight of 50-something mother of two, Kirsty Wark, wearing a short dress that revealed her legs.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.