Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

We’re no longer the Girls next door: Cheryl and co squeeze into skimpy rubber outfits
Girls Aloud — Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, Nadine Coyle, Kimberley Walsh and Nicola Roberts — have stripped ‘down for the group’s raciest shoot yet,’ exclaims the Daily Mail which has secured large pics of each band member for readers’ delight. And all may be clicked to enlarge!

The tabloid’s Simon Cable reckons it’s all ‘a far cry from the girl-next-door image that they cultivated when they formed in 2002′. Phwooah!

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.