Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Once an exhibitionist…. Geri Halliwell struggles to hide her ample assets as she publicly strips off on a yacht in France
By the time Geri Halliwell got her top off the long lenses of paparazzi from Xposure Photos were already well extended and ready to shoot over her naked breast, much to the delight of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team.

The red blooded tabloid loves a bit of naked celebrity and the pics of Geri Halliwell grasping her breasts in one hand as she ‘shamelessly’ strips off are exactly what banana buffing readers want. And if a topless Geri Halliwell isn;t enough for Daily Mail fans, there are plenty of bikini shots of Geri Halliwell to help things along.

Cheeky Geri Halliwell has a Marilyn moment as her skirt is caught in a gust of wind
When paparazzi from Eroteme submitted a series of upskirt shots of Geri Halliwell to Paul Dacre’s red-blooded tabloid team, the hacks got a little carried away, comparing the former Spice Girl to Marilyn Monroe.

‘Geri [Halliwell] was chatting to neighbours in London when she was caught by the unexpected breeze, and emulated Marilyn’s iconic pose as she struggled to hold her skirt down and not give her companions an eyeful,’ explains the Daily Mail.

The upskirt images of Geri Halliwell received close scrutiny from the Daily Mail team: Geri Halliwell was ‘wearing a pair of purple knickers with pink frills and writing that matched her hot pink dress’.

Paul Dacre’s upskirt fans had been previously frustrated when Geri Halliwell wore a short dress to see Lady Gaga, but with a ‘tight hemline [that] prevented any slip-ups’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.