Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Jingle all the way! Abbey Crouch shakes her sexy thing as she does a cheeky striptease for online advent calendar
A video of Abbey Crouch stripping naked for a nude advent calendar is available now from Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail as a special Christmas gift to banana buffing readers.

Georgina Littlejohn, daughter of Richard, talks banana buffing readers through eleven still from the video, before presented it in full. The video appears as part of Love magazine’s advent calendar, which includes other stripping celebrities. Recently Love shared pictures of Kelly Brook as a topless Santa with red-blooded Daily Mail readers.

Gemma Arterton shows off her ample assets as she bursts out of her costume on set of Neil Jordan’s new vampire movie
When paparazzi from Flynet caught Gemma Arterton’s tits falling out of her top as she filmed her new film, they knew they were onto a winner and when they managed to follow those pictures up with some upskirt shots, they knew Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was the outlet for the scoop.

Daughter of Richard, Georgina Littlejohn was put on the case and observed, ‘Gemma, 25, looked freezing as she filmed scenes on the beach for the movie in the very low cut red dress. At one point she filmed scenes where she covered her mouth and looked distressed as she ran along the shingle.’

But there was no need to worry; Gemma Arterton was acting. Georgina Littlejohn loved the way Gemma Arterton’s breasts burst out her top and got particularly excited at pictures of a crew member adjusting her skirt; a procesdure that produced the upskirt shots that Paul Dacre’s organ particularly enjoys.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.