Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Something to remember her by… Lindsay Lohan’s sexy photo shoot before she checks into sober living and heads to jail
Lindsay Lohan squeezes in one last sexy photo shoot before checking in to jail
Lindsay Lohan has completed so many pre-jail photoshoots, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is left announcing her final strip several times. The red-blooded tabloid has particularly enjoyed her work in German GQ and Complex.

Georgina Littlejohn got to study the GQ shoot in detail but, perhaps unable to read the text, chooses to remind banana buffing readers of how good Lohan looks in a bikini. Meanwhile, Lindsay was unable to spare the time for an interview to go alongside her Complex pics but that doesn’t bother the tabloid.

True Blood to get hearts pumping as blood-thirsty drama welcomes sexy new cast member Ashley Jones
Ashley Jones of teen vampire drama True Blood is the latest celebrity to pose for FHM, and the magazine’s public relations team has kindly shared the best pics with Georgina Littlejohn at Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Lucky Georgina Littlejohn not only gets to spend her working day ogling Ashley Jones, she also gets to lift large parts of the FHM interview for her Daily Mail piece.

The tabloid hack virtually slipped off her seat when Ashley Jones, ‘joked that shooting a sex scene on a pool table was not fun, as the fake prosthetic scar she had to wear kept digging in her back’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.