Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Gemma Arterton shows off her ample assets as she bursts out of her costume on set of Neil Jordan’s new vampire movie
When paparazzi from Flynet caught Gemma Arterton’s tits falling out of her top as she filmed her new film, they knew they were onto a winner and when they managed to follow those pictures up with some upskirt shots, they knew Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was the outlet for the scoop.

Daughter of Richard, Georgina Littlejohn was put on the case and observed, ‘Gemma, 25, looked freezing as she filmed scenes on the beach for the movie in the very low cut red dress. At one point she filmed scenes where she covered her mouth and looked distressed as she ran along the shingle.’

But there was no need to worry; Gemma Arterton was acting. Georgina Littlejohn loved the way Gemma Arterton’s breasts burst out her top and got particularly excited at pictures of a crew member adjusting her skirt; a procesdure that produced the upskirt shots that Paul Dacre’s organ particularly enjoys.

Bond girl Gemma Arterton puts her shapely figure on show in a string bikini while taking a break from filming
Having bought in an upskirt shot of Gemma Arterton to check out her control knickers, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has been checking her out in a bikini, thanks to a series of shots from paparazzi agency Splash.

‘Her curves have been the subject of much debate in recent months,’ claims the tabloid. Readers are invited to check them out for themselves.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.