Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Action man Chris Evans shows he’s still got his Captain America abs as he strips off for photoshoot
Hollywood heartthrob Chris Evans has taken part in a photoshoot for Details magazine and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has bagged a copy so red-blooded readers don’t have to.

Hack Emily Sheridan is particularly into the topless pics of Chris Evans in a series of Action Man style poses.

‘It appears actor Chris Evans is maintaining his superhero figure, given his sculpted physique,’ drools Emily Sheridan as she admires Chris Evans naked abs. ‘During the interview, Evans was incredibly tactile and flirtatious with the stylist, make-up artist and interviewer, who seemed to be enjoying the attention.’

Sounds like Emily Sheridan would like Chris Evans to get active with her!

So that’s what Katie Price saw in him! Leandro Penna flaunts his physique as he signs up with London model agency
When Landro Penna, the Argentina model romantically linked to Katie Price, wanted to give his career a boost he turned to paparazzi agency Splash who rushed some nude shots over to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Red-blooded hack Alanah Eriksen almost slipped off her seat when the nude Landro Penna’s pictures arrived and is now convinced a lucrative career beckons. Daily Mail readers are treated to a couple of good size pictures of Landro Penna naked, including one is which ‘he is completely naked, sprawled on the ground with one leg pulled up to protect his modesty’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.