Men don’t find Lily-type long legs attractive…honest!
Following on from chubby chasers delight, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail offers some comfort to short girls, with the revelation that men don’t find long legs attractive.
Ace reporter Fiona Macrae pulls out some library shots of Lily Cole and Gisele Bundchen showing off their pegs, just to remind readers of won’t men don’t like.
Botox for breasts: New treatment helps women lift sagging cleavage
Noting Daily Mail readers’ disappointment with Britney Spear’s sagging breasts, the tabloid’s Fiona Macrae has found a solution: botox.
Sagging Daily Mail readers are advised that their busts can be tightened, but with the effects only temporary and the breast numbing treatment coming in at £1,000 a pop, it’s best saved for special occasions.
Perhaps Fiona Macrae will try her luck with the procedure ahead of the Daily Mail Christmas party in the hope of catching the eye of red blooded editor, Paul Dacre.