Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

‘I have a lingerie addiction’: 90210 actress Jessica Lowndes strips down to prized underwear in sexy new FHM shoot
Each month a member of Paul Dacre’s team is dispatched to the newsagent for the latest issue of FHM and this month it was Jody Thompson who has gotten inappropriately excited over 90210 star Jessica Lowndes, who has, ‘posed in her scanties in a sexy spread’.

The ever helpful PR team on the men’s magazine were quick to give Jody Thompsons permission to share photos from Jessica Lowndes’ lingerie shoot with banana buffing Daily Mail readers. Gushes Jody: ‘Curvy Jessica Lowndes was smouldering in a swimming pool wearing smoky eye make-up and a sequinned swimsuit as she talked about her lingerie addiction.’

Smoking Salmon! Former Blue Peter girl Zoe looks fighting fit in sizzling new shoot – despite making herself ill for new show
Ex-Blue Peter presenter Zoe Salmon has not just stripped off for FHM’s Bionic supplement she’s posed as a boxer, in a move that has more than excited Daily Mail readers who yearn to be dominated.

The red-blooded tabloid’s Jody Thompson was delighted when PR people at the lads’ mag agreed to let her plagerise their interview with Zoe Salmon and reproduce the sexy pics in return for some free publicity.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.